Charade of the hunter
Saturday, November 24th, 2007The scents and smells of the bad bihgwun house came to him before he saw it. Among them was the rich aroma of the garden, and as he hungrily concentrated on that smell, he heard the subtle sounds of movement and activity. Small, unintended noises like the intake of breath, the rustling of clothes brushing against each other as the bihgwun bent down to tend the garden. The sounds of plants being pulled from the ground. Sounds that would have been swallowed and forgotten in the low roar of the city.
He paused at the house and sat up on his haunches, knowing that on the other side of the house was the garden, and that the bihgwun was outside, right now. The tiny morning breeze whispered how pleasant it would be to lie on a tree branch in the shade and sleep as the hot sun climbed high overhead. He could sleep and enjoy the warmth of the day, and there was no reason why he couldn’t wait until a different morning came around. Why ruin this bright summer morning? His torn ear ached.
Riffraff was frightened. His tail twitched up and down, fast and fearful. The Idea was too much, it was too big for a little squirrel, and he wasn’t supposed to show bihgwuns how clever he was. Especially this bihgwun, with the long metal stick that spat thunder and tiny pieces of evil that flew faster than his eyes could see. He looked over his shoulder, back towards the mountain slope. He could run, keep running into the trees just like he planned to, before the big Idea came. No one would know the Idea that came to him and that he let go of it. The dried blood on his torn ear was slowly forming into a scar, and he reached up with one paw to touch the raw skin. He didn’t want another hurt. It was already difficult learning to live in the forest without inviting trouble. So why was he here, at the bad bihgwun’s garden? With so many good reasons to leave, why wasn’t he already running away?
The breeze played in the leaves above, inviting him to hurry on up.
Small, frightened questions, bold at first but quick to dodge the truth he saw inside. If no one else ever found out that he had given up, or how his bold idea might have worked- especially coming from the little mind of a squirrel- he would still know the truth inside. The same pictures would scamper after him, pictures of what could have been, how things might have happened if he was brave and courageous. He would always remember that he was a frightened, timid little one, no matter how strong he appeared to be.
His ear ached. Front paws sank down to the ground and whiskers twitched. He didn’t feel any better inside for making what he knew was the right choice. In fact, he felt worse, almost like he was going to be sick to his stomach all over again. It was the right choice, and there was no way around it, no other route for little paws to find. He took a small step forward, hesitating for an immense, terrible moment-
He ran around the house.
Bruce was slow and tired, and guzzled more coffee than usual before deciding to face the day ahead. His daughter and her family had left late in the night, little Lauren fast asleep as the car drove away, and in the morning he found the house empty once again. The best thing to do was to get busy. The sun was shining, and he knew it would be a hot day, which meant giving particular attention to the tomato plants. They were doing well this year. They needed so much water, and needed it now, before the heat of the sun shone full upon the garden. Plenty of water, sun, and weeding to keep the pests away.
Pests. He grunted with effort as he bent around the far side of the row of plants, reaching and pulling. Bugs and insects he could deal with. The larger pests were another thing entirely. A fence was the first best idea, if also the most time-consuming, and an easy project to put off. Much easier to have the gun handy for the determined varmints. He leaned out to grasp another handful of small green sprouts, and straightened up to cast the weeds aside.
Only a few paces away was a squirrel, sitting up on it’s hind paws, head bent slightly to one side, observing him. Bruce’s mouth opened slightly, and he reached up to wipe the sweat from his brow. The squirrel chittered, bold as brass, and Bruce was sure it was the same varmint he’d seen and aimed at.
“You again,” he frowned. The same squirrel, back to raid the garden. Should have shot it when I had the chance, he thought.
It chittered loudly, and the old man reached for a handful of soil.
“Get out of here!”
He threw it at the rodent, who dodged easily. The man threw another handful of earth, and another, cursing. Each time the rodent scampered aside, not retreating, seemingly unafraid of him. Mocking him. Bruce’s face turned red. He rose to his feet and shouted incoherently, taking a few running steps towards the squirrel, who casually scampered away, turning when the man stopped, already wheezing with effort. It growled, tail twitching, pacing slowly round in a small circle, moving it’s fuzzy head slowly from side to side.
“Oh, you think so, do you,” the man hissed, his teeth clenched.
The squirrel took a step closer, the little growl sometimes opening into a snarl, and Bruce actually stepped back with a vague sense of unease. Was the rodent sick? Rabid?
He took several steps backward, keeping the animal in sight. At the steps to the deck, he whirled and moved swiftly inside, to the den. He lifted the first rifle, striding over to the desk for ammunition, and loaded the gun as he strode to the door. The gun was swinging up into position before the door closed behind him.
The squirrel seemed to recognize the gun, sitting up and chittering excitedly.
“Last chance, varmint,” Bruce muttered. He sighted the animal, then lifted his head in mystified disgust. The squirrel was down on all fours, growling, moving a few paces away and looking over its shoulder at him. It returned to it’s first position, looking intently up at him, hopping excitedly from side to side. Was it teasing him, even now?
“I’m telling you,” the old man warned, lifting the sights to his face, “this is it. Get out of here while you can.”
The little animal fearlessly hopped back and forth, seemingly aware of the danger yet moving just enough to stay out of the crosshairs. Teasing him. Daring him to shoot.
Bruce grimaced as he moved to keep the squirrel in the center of the sights, and fought the same feeling of vertigo he had yesterday when he was filming his granddaughter. What little Lauren would think if she saw him now, with the rifle… he cursed the animal, cursed the unsteadiness of his age, and pulled the trigger.
The squirrel yelped, and bolted away in terror. The shot was wide, and Bruce knew it as the recoil of the weapon took him a half-step back for balance. He drew a hand over his eyes. He looked up, and there was the varmint, not quite as audacious now, and moving slower. He squinted at the squirrel- had he actually grazed it? Why was it moving so carefully, so deliberately? Only the tail kept moving, twitching spasmodically. Surely it was hurt.
All the more reason to finish it off, and he raised the gun, determined to hit the squirrel cleanly. The squirrel carefully stood up on it’s hind feet, balancing with it’s large tail on the ground, standing uncomfortably. No dodging this time; it wouldn’t have time to move. There it stood, frozen in his sights, gazing seriously at him, front paws lifting gingerly up. Was it trembling?
Bruce frowned, finger tensing on the trigger.
The squirrel raised one paw to hold something unseen, cocked it’s head slightly and brought the other paw up to it’s nose, in line with the other. Holding a gun. Aiming. Imitating him.
The old man’s hands shook. He lifted his eye from the sights, and the gun sank slowly, pointing down at the ground as he stared. Holding the imaginary gun, the squirrel deliberately turned away from him, clumsily pointing the unseen weapon into the trees. This time when it dropped to all fours, growling, tail twitching and pacing slowly in a circle, Bruce went pale.
It was a charade of himself hunting the cougar, clear as the sky above him.
He felt dizzy, reached for the nearby deck chair, and sat down heavily. The squirrel waited as the thoughts whirled round his head.
It knows where the cougar is. Unbelievable. And yet the film of his granddaughter, the two squirrels… also unbelievable. The critter can take you to the cougar!
His gaze returned to the little animal as it moved impatiently from side to side. He hated varmints.
So what? Even if you saw what you think you did… you don’t need a tree rat to find the cougar. Shoot it.

